D.C. Swamp Dive

PODCAST: Political Dad

EPISODE: 26

Title: D.C. Swamp Dive

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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Episode 26 of the Political Dad podcast! I'm your host, Political Dad, and let me tell ya, we've got a show that's going to blow your socks off! We're not like those mainstream talking heads who fill the air with nonsense; we cut through the fluff and give it to you straight! Why? Because we're the voice of common sense in a world that desperately needs it, and we do it all without kowtowing to the DC elite.

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Alright, folks, now that we're all settled in, let me give you a sneak peek of the feast we've prepared for your brain today. First up on the chopping block, we're diving into the Bob Menendez scandal. Oh boy, this one's a doozy, folks. Trust me, you're going to want to hear about it. Next, guess who's back? The one and only Donald Trump, making headlines again as he moves to first place in the polls. What's it mean? We're gonna break it down, folks, simple and easy. Then we've got Biden and his tango with the UAW—United Auto Workers for those of you not into acronyms. What's the deal there? Don't worry, we've got the scoop. And last but definitely not least, drumroll please... we've got a brand-spanking-new domain, politicaldad.com! That's right, your go-to place for all things Political Dad just got its own piece of the internet. So stick around, we've got a lot to cover and you won't want to miss a minute of it. Let's get this show on the road!

All right, we got something for you to chew on today! You remember Bob Menendez, right? U.S. Senator from New Jersey? Man's been around for quite some time, and folks, you won't believe the latest. Now, I want to break this down so everyone gets it, because, my friends, if we don't call out corruption, who will? The DC elite? Ha! Let's not kid ourselves.

So, Senator Menendez and his wife have been indicted on federal bribery charges. And this ain't chump change; we're talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars, gold bars, a Mercedes-Benz—oh, and it gets better—a mortgage payoff. Yep, they've got a laundry list of bribes here. Now, what does Menendez offer in return? Sensitive U.S. Government information to benefit the Egyptian government! We're talking about international level corruption, people.

But hey, the plot thickens. He wasn't just working for Egypt, oh no! He was pulling some strings back home too. Allegedly, Menendez used his sway to mess with a criminal probe in New Jersey and tried to influence who gets to be the U.S. Attorney in New Jersey. Why? Because that person could, in theory, protect one of his buddies who's facing some bank-related criminal charges. Folks, this reads like a Hollywood script!

Menendez has decided to step down as the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, as if that's going to absolve him of his sins. Now, he's done this before. In 2015, similar charges were laid on him, but the jury was deadlocked, and he dodged the bullet. But can lightning strike twice?

All this raises an important point, my friends. Why do we keep letting these career politicians sit around collecting dust and dubious foreign gold bars? Especially when we've got important things to worry about—like the safety of our families, the stability of our nation, and the future for our kids!

But you know what’s really eyebrow-raising? The Supreme Court has been making it harder and harder for federal prosecutors to win corruption cases. Are you kidding me? Instead of holding our leaders to higher standards, it's like they're saying, "Ah, let it slide; it's all part of the game."

In the court of public opinion, where you and I sit, folks, this doesn't fly. We can't let the D.C. swamp monsters drag us down into the mud with them. We've got to hold these people accountable and demand better, not just for ourselves, but for our kids and their future. Because at the end of the day, we're not just voters or taxpayers. We're dads, moms, grandparents who care about leaving a legacy we can be proud of.

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Now isn't it funny how the media works? You've got the Biden family swimming in scandal soup one minute, and boom! Bob Menendez jumps into the spotlight, and suddenly, everyone's like, "Biden who?" It's like a game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we're talking about who gets the headline of "Scandal of the Week."

And folks, let's be real. This isn't a new phenomenon; it's as old as Uncle Sam himself. You don't believe me? Go ahead, pull out your phone or hop on your computer and Google "List of Federal Political Scandals in the United States." You'll be scrolling till your finger cramps! We don't have enough time in this or a hundred podcasts to go through 'em all.

That got me thinkin', maybe we should start a new segment. Call it the "Weekly Scandal Spotlight" or something catchy. Each episode, we can take a stroll down memory lane and revisit one of these sordid tales from the past. Kind of like opening a time capsule, only instead of cute little mementos, we find tarnished reputations and betrayals of public trust.

So, what do you all think? Good idea or should we stick to the usual fare? Your voice matters, my friends. Shoot me an email at pd@csbn.live. I want to hear your thoughts, your questions, and your topic suggestions for future shows.

Alright, my friends, we've been diving deep today, and there's plenty more to come. But even Political Dad needs to pay the bills, ya know what I mean? So, sit tight and don't go anywhere. We've got some messages from our friends and sponsors who help keep this ship afloat. And trust me, you don't want to miss what's coming up next! You think we've hit the nail on the head so far? Well, grab your hammers, because we're just getting started! Don't touch that dial; we'll be right back after these messages.

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Alright, alright, alright! Welcome back to the Common Sense Broadcast Network, my friends! This is Political Dad here with you. Have you ever hear of hide-and-seek? Well, it looks like old Bob and his Wife were playing a grown-up version—with cash and gold bars! I kid you not! Back in June 2022 a raid turned up more than $480,000 in cold hard cash, stashed in envelopes, clothing, and even a safe. Oh, but wait, there's more! Nadine, apparently a lady with a liking for luxury, had another $70,000 in a safe deposit box. And let's not forget the two one-kilogram gold bars and eleven one-ounce gold bars. Sounds like something out of a treasure hunt movie, doesn't it?  Please people think they are untouchable!

Folks, I gotta tell ya, the swamp in DC is so deep, you'd need scuba gear to even see the bottom. Scandals are the new norm, but should we just sit back and accept it? Heck no! America's supposed to be the shining city on a hill, the example for the world. But with these jokers running the show? Forget about it. It's time we take a stand, America, and bring some good ol' Common Sense back into our lives.

Now, hold onto your hats because this next segment is a doozy. We're gonna dive into some shady stuff involving Joe Biden and the United Auto Workers.

We're talking strikes, autoworkers, and—get this—the very politicians who set the stage for these walkouts. You see, the key reason behind these strikes? It's the push for electric vehicles. Who's leading that charge? Yep, the same politicians who are now standing in picket lines, pretending to be pals with the working man.

Hold on a minute; let's connect the dots. These politicians are the ones who put the rules in place to force the automakers to switch to electric vehicles, all to make friends with the climate change crowd. We're talking huge shifts in the industry, job uncertainties, you name it. Now, they want to show up and act like they're the knights in shining armor for these workers? You've got to be kidding me!

Folks, you can't make this stuff up. The irony here is thicker than Florida humidity in July. They cause the problem and then act like they're the solution. It's high time we cut through this nonsense and call it what it is: a political charade. This isn't about the autoworkers or even about climate change. It's about politicians trying to score brownie points while real people suffer the consequences of their actions.

So let's break out that Common Sense, my friends. Let's not let them play us for fools. These workers deserve better, and America deserves better.

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Alright, my friends, it's Political Dad here with you and we've got a hot plate of truth to serve up! We're diving into the latest polls about Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Grab your forks and knives, because this meat's cooked well-done with a side of reality.

So, let me tell you, folks—Biden is underwater, and I'm not talking about a day at the Florida beach. A new ABC News/Washington Post poll shows his approval rating is in the deep-end at just 37%, with 56% disapproving. Folks, those numbers would get you kicked off any reality TV show, let alone run a country.

Now, get this—44% say they're worse off financially since Biden took office. That's the highest since 1986! We're talking Reagan era numbers here, but the difference is Reagan was a lifeguard. Biden's just making us all feel like we're drowning.

And don't get me started on immigration. A measly 23% think Biden's handling the border crisis well. No gold stars for that performance!

But here's where it gets spicy. Three-quarters of Americans think Biden's too old for another term. But that's not all, among the people who disapprove of Biden, a whopping 75% say that, looking back, they approve of Trump. Talk about buyers' remorse, huh?

And folks, Trump’s numbers have risen like Florida temperatures in the summer—48% now say they approve of his performance when he was in the Oval Office. That's up from 38% when he left.

And as for the 2024 matchup? Oh boy, hold onto your hats! Trump sits comfortably at 51%, while Biden is trailing at 42%. Friends, if this was a horse race, I'd say Trump is galloping while Biden's still trying to figure out how to get on the saddle.

What this tells us is simple: the people are speaking up, and they're not happy with the current show in Washington. Biden’s got an uphill battle, not just with the general public but even within his own party. A stunning 62% of Democrats say they want someone else on the ticket in 2024. Can you believe that?

So what's the takeaway? People are waking up. They're seeing the reality behind the smoke and mirrors, and they’re not liking what they're finding. Trump's numbers are rising because people miss strong leadership. Biden's are dropping because, well, you can't keep promising a sunny day while it's raining cats and dogs and expect folks to keep believing you.

Don’t change that dial; we've got more ground to cover. Keep it locked right here!

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Alright, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! It's your man, Political Dad, and we're diving right back into the whirlpool of politics. Let's talk about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Now, you heard me right, a Kennedy, as in JFK, RFK—the whole shebang. Well, this Kennedy is going against the grain, and let me tell ya, it's more surprising than finding a snowman in Florida!

RFK Jr. has been throwing punches at Biden in the Democratic primary. But he's like a mouse taking on an elephant; he's way down in the polls. Even so, he's starting to flirt with the Libertarian Party, and I can't say I blame him. Even he's talking about the DC Elite—that's right, the high and mighty folks who think they own the place. And he's calling out the corruption in the Democratic Party. This guy's saying things that need to be said, folks.

But hold the phone, because here's where the story gets a little dicey. RFK Jr. isn't exactly a straight shooter all the time. He's dabbled in some conspiracy theories, some stuff about vaccines that's got people scratching their heads. It's like he's hitting home runs but then trying to run the bases backward. I like what he's saying about the swamp in DC and the need for populist messaging. Man, I just wish he'd stick to the script and not veer off into la-la land with some of his wilder theories.

The Democrats are sweating bullets over this, I can assure you. They think if RFK Jr. jumps ship to the Libertarian Party, it'll split votes and might just give someone like Trump the keys to the White House again. It's like they're seeing ghosts, folks!

So what's it gonna be? Is RFK Jr. gonna stick with his family's legacy and stay with the Dems, or is he gonna shake things up in a way we haven't seen since, well, since his uncle JFK? Either way, the guy's making waves, and you know what? In a political landscape as stale as week-old bread, maybe we need a few waves.

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If you're looking for some good ol' American banter, you're in the right place. Strap in, because we've got a whirlwind of a topic coming your way—the upcoming Republican debate. Oh yeah, this one's gonna be spicy!

Let me break it down for ya. The action is set for this Wednesday, September 27, at 9 p.m. And let me tell ya, they picked a heck of a venue—the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute in Simi Valley, California. Ah, that takes me back. Years ago, when I was working the Rush Limbaugh beat, we had a show in Sherman Oaks. Afterward, we drove on over to the Reagan museum in Simi Valley. It's an experience that'll make any red-blooded American swell with pride, let me tell you!

Your moderators for the evening are Fox News stalwarts Stuart Varney and Dana Perino, joined by UNIVISION's Ilia Calderón. Oh boy, talk about a motley crew. Get ready for a barn burner, people!

Now, here's the kicker—Donald Trump ain't showing up! Nope, he's jetting off to Detroit to chat with striking auto workers. Classic Trump, dodging left when everyone expects him to dodge right.

So what's that mean for the rest of the candidates? Well, with the Big Man out, it's anyone's ball game. Who's gonna bring down the house? Who's gonna call out the DC Elite and steal the spotlight?

That's what we're all dying to know, right? And listen up, 'cause here's the good part: We'll be watching this debate like hawks, and we're gonna dissect all the action, the zingers, and the faceplants in our Thursday morning episode of the Political Dad podcast. That's right! Make sure you tune in for our play-by-play breakdown, because, believe me, you won't want to miss it.

Alright, folks, that's all for this segment. We're gonna take a quick breather, but don't you dare go anywhere! We've got more red-hot takes coming your way. Stay tuned!

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Alright, my friends, that brings us to the end of another barnstorming episode of Common Sense with Political Dad! We've covered everything from Robert F. Kennedy Jr. flirting with the Libertarian Party, to the sizzlin' upcoming Republican debate. And trust me, you don't want to miss our next episode where we spill all the tea on that one.

Now hold on to your hats because we've got some big news! We're taking things up a notch here at Political Dad. You know we've always been about growing and reaching more folks with some good old American common sense. That's why we've gone ahead and secured the domain name Politicaldad.com! Oh yeah, we're movin' up in the world!

And get this—soon you'll be able to catch us on YouTube as well. We're aiming to make Politicaldad.com the one-stop shop for all the common sense you can stomach, all under one digital roof! So stay tuned, because we're only getting started, and it's gonna be a wild ride!

Alright, my friends, it's time to lighten the mood a bit with some good ol' dad jokes! 'Cause let's face it, between the Menendez saga and the Biden/Trump showdown, we all could use a laugh, am I right? So here we go, jokes fresher than Florida oranges:

Why did Bob Menendez step down from the Foreign Relations Committee? Because even he couldn't relate to his own actions anymore!

What's Donald Trump's favorite game? Poll-position! And it looks like he's in the lead!

How many UAW workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy striking while Biden holds the ladder!

Why did Joe Biden attend the UAW strike? To teach them how to dodge questions while picketing!

What's the difference between Biden's approval rating and my gas tank? My gas tank occasionally fills up!

How does Bob Menendez like his eggs? Scrambled, like his ethics!

What's Donald Trump's new campaign slogan? "Make Polls Great Again!"

Why don't D.C. politicians read? Because the only numbers they care about are in their Swiss bank accounts!

How do you know when a politician is lying? Other politicians start taking notes!

Alright, alright, I hope you had as much fun with those as I did. If you've got a dad joke of your own, send 'em my way, would ya? We could all use a chuckle in these crazy times. Now, back to business!