The Impeachment Tango

PODCAST: Political Dad

EPISODE: 24

Title:  The Impeachment Tango

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Hey there, folks! Welcome back to the 24th episode of the Political Dad Podcast, coming to you live from the great state of Florida! This is your go-to spot for some down-to-earth, no-nonsense talk about what's going on in our nation and world, all from the perspective of a dad who's seen it all. That's right, Political Dad is in the house, and you better believe we've got a jam-packed show for you today!

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So, what's cooking in the political stew? Oh boy, it's spicy, my friends! First up on the menu, Kevin McCarthy—yeah, you know him, the Minority Leader of the House of Representatives—he's put his foot down and is taking a swing at impeaching President Joe Biden. Is it a home run or just another foul ball? We're gonna dive deep into that.

And hold onto your hats, because Mitt Romney, the ever-flip-flopping senator from Utah, has decided to hang up his gloves and retire from politics. Could this be the end of an era? Or just another chapter in the never-ending saga that is Washington, D.C.?

But wait, there's more! I've got some of the most outrageous headlines from the past week that you won't want to miss. Some are so crazy, you'll think they're from a comic book, but folks, I assure you—they're real as it gets!

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So sit back, buckle up, and grab yourself a cold one—or maybe a hot coffee if that's your jam—because this is the Political Dad Podcast, and we're about to get this show on the road!

Alright, alright, alright, gather 'round, ladies and gentlemen, because it's that time again. You guessed it—it's time for this week's Wacky Headlines! Oh man, if you thought politics was a circus, wait 'til you hear these stories that are more bonkers than a barrel of monkeys!

Let’s jump right into these headlines! I'll give you the headline first and then sprinkle it with some Political Dad wisdom.

“Gavin Newsom Shuts Down 2024 Run”: 

Gavin Newsom saying he won't run in 2024 and that Kamala's the one? Man, if you're pushing your team's benchwarmer as the starter, you might as well forfeit the game!

“RFK Jr on DNC Rigging”: 

RFK Jr. says the DNC has rigged the primary process? Well, welcome to the party, pal! Took you long enough to see what's been as clear as day to the rest of us!

“IRS Cracking Down on Millionaires”:

The IRS going after millionaires? They might want to first figure out how they lost billions to fraud during the pandemic. Good luck getting that money back!

 “New Mexico Gun Suspension”: 

So New Mexico wants to suspend open carry and concealed carry? Yeah, because laws stop criminals, just like "Do Not Enter" signs stop burglars. Right!

“AOC on Inflation”: 

AOC says inflation is propaganda? Well, next time she goes shopping, maybe she can pay with propaganda instead of dollars!

“Biden's Bizarre Press Conference”:

Biden called climate deniers 'lying dog-faced pony soldiers'? That sounds like a line from a bad Western movie. Except even John Wayne made more sense!

“9/11 Tribute”: 

No jokes here, folks. 9/11 is sacred ground. We honor and remember those lost. God bless America!

“Threads Blocking Covid Info”: 

Threads blocking searches related to covid and vaccines? Yep, because ignorance is bliss when you don’t want people questioning the narrative!

“McCarthy on Biden Impeachment”: 

Kevin McCarthy saying impeachment is the next logical step for Biden? Well, it's about time someone in D.C. tried to be logical!

“Kim Jong Un in Russia”: 

Kim Jong Un arriving in Russia on a slow-moving armored train? Even his train is armored! This guy's more paranoid than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

“DeSantis on Age”: 

DeSantis says the presidency is not for someone that's 80? Hey, in Florida, we call that being candid. Other people might call it common sense!

“McDonald's and Self-Serve Sodas”:

McDonald's eliminating self-service soda? What's next, they gonna start pre-chewing our burgers?

“U.S. Incomes Falling”:

U.S. incomes falling for the third straight year? No wonder people are piling up debt—living ain't cheap these days!

“Credit Card Debt”: 

Average American household has $10,170 in credit card debt? With those numbers, we should all be earning frequent flier miles to bankruptcy!

“Apple on Climate Change”:

Apple's deeply committed to climate change? How about being deeply committed to not overcharging us for a phone charger?

“'Alien' Bodies in Peru”:

Alien bodies with three-fingered hands found in Peru? If true, let's hope they don't decide to vote; we have enough issues with voter ID as it is!

“Congressman Gronk?”: 

Gronk not ruling out running for office? Hey, the guy knows how to catch a ball, maybe he can catch some common sense for Congress!

“Mitt Romney Retiring”:

Mitt Romney won't seek a second term? Well, I guess flip-flopping can be exhausting. Time for some well-earned rest, Mitt!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are back, and oh boy, do we have a segment for you! I'm your host, Political Dad, and let's get right into the meat and potatoes of today's show. The topic? Kevin McCarthy, House Republicans, and the impeachment inquiry they've launched against Joe Biden. This, my friends, is where the rubber meets the road.

Now let me lay it out for you. Kevin McCarthy is in a real pickle, no doubt about it. He’s stuck in a tug-of-war, with one side of his party pulling him to go full steam ahead against Biden. And on the other side, he's got to think about strategy, about what's the smart play here. The man's got to be a chess master and a circus juggler all rolled into one!

Let's be crystal clear about what an impeachment inquiry actually is. It's an investigation, folks. It's not an indictment or a guilty verdict; it's an inquiry, a chance to find out what's what. And let’s be real—if there’s something fishy going on, then let's reel it in. But you’d better be sure you've got something solid before you drop a line into those murky waters.

Now, the White House chiming in? That's where things get interesting. They've basically sent a memo to the media saying, "Hey, you need to give the Republicans a hard look-see." Wait just a second! Last time I checked, the media's job is to hold everyone's feet to the fire, not just one side. Shouldn’t they be like a referee in a football game, making sure both teams are playing fair?

So, here's the bottom line: McCarthy is taking a big gamble here. If he’s got the goods, if there's evidence, then let's see it. The chips will fall where they may. But if this is all just for show, well, folks, that’s playing with fire. As for the White House telling the media to focus their scrutiny just on one side? That's like telling the ref to keep an eye only on one team. In a democracy, everyone's got to play by the rules.

Here is a little background on Kevin McCarthy for those that are new to the political scene.

Kevin McCarthy, born and raised in California, has been climbing the political ladder for a while now. Started as a congressman back in 2007, and look at him now—he's leading the GOP in the House. But let's not forget, leadership comes with strings attached, my friends. Oh, does it ever!

Now let’s talk about the Money! Friends, if you're wondering how Kevin McCarthy's wallet got so fat, you're not alone. This guy, who's leading the Republican charge in the House, is doing pretty darn well for himself. But how'd he get there? Let's pull back the curtain!

Now, listen up—McCarthy's wealth doesn't exactly come from a long lineage of oil barons or real estate moguls. No, sir! He's a California guy, born to a firefighter dad and a stay-at-home mom. So where did the money start rolling in? Politics and investments, that's where.

You see, McCarthy's been in the game since the early 2000s. Before his stint in Congress, he was a California State Assemblyman. Public service pays, but it's not exactly a goldmine. However, it does provide you with connections, opportunities, and a platform. And you know what they say: "It's not what you know; it's who you know."

McCarthy, being a savvy guy, has also made some investments. He's got a knack for picking winners, apparently, because his financial disclosures show he's got a portfolio diversified like a smart shopper at a grocery store: a little bit of this, a little bit of that, from stocks and bonds to real estate.

But let's not beat around the bush—there's always chatter about politicians enriching themselves through their positions. Is that the case here? Well, there's no smoking gun, but McCarthy's net worth has certainly climbed since he's been in office. Make of that what you will!

The bottom line is, McCarthy's living comfortably, very comfortably. And while there's nothing inherently wrong with that, it's always good to keep an eye on where the cash is coming from. Because when someone's got a lot to lose, you've got to wonder what they're willing to do to keep it.

Now, McCarthy is what I'd call a "balancing act" kinda guy. On one hand, he's got to listen to his base—the conservatives, the Trump supporters, and everyone else who thinks it's high time to call Joe Biden into account. They're the drummers, and they're pounding away, saying, "We want action!"

But hold your horses! On the other hand, McCarthy's got the moderates and some institutionalists who are like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not jump off a cliff without a parachute!" They’re worried about overplaying the hand and turning the whole thing into a political circus.

So, what's a guy to do? It's like he's in a canoe with paddlers rowing in opposite directions! He's trying to keep the boat steady, but let's be real—it's wobbly. He's gotta figure out how to make it sail smooth, or he's gonna end up swimming with the fishes.

And let's not forget, Kevin's also got to think about his own skin. There are whispers, rumblings, and downright shouts from some in his own party saying, "Hey, if you're not gonna take the reins and charge, step aside, buddy!" His job as the leader is on the line here, make no mistake about it.

So where does McCarthy sit in all this? Smack dab in the middle, my friends. He's gotta be like a tightrope walker, balancing between two worlds that are pulling him in different directions. It's tricky, real tricky. But you know what they say, "Heavy is the head that wears the crown."

Keep your eyes open, folks, because this roller coaster is far from over. We're going to see a lot more twists and turns before this is all said and done. Stick with me, Political Dad, because we've got a lot more to cover!

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Alright, folks, welcome back to the show! I'm your host, Political Dad, and if you've been riding along with us so far, you know we've been diving into some deep waters. But now, let's take a moment to get personal and reflect on something that changed America forever—9/11.

Friends, that day shook us to our core, didn't it? It's one of those days you never forget. You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing. But for me, September 12, 2001, was a day that marked a big change in my career.

That's right, I got a call from none other than Rush Limbaugh, the man who ran the most listened-to talk show in America. Rush said, "Can you be at the studio every day? We need to be prepared for any technical glitches or anything that could go wrong." Folks, I answered the call and began what would become 20 years of working alongside a broadcasting legend.

Now, why did Rush call me in the day after such a massive, nation-changing event? Because, my friends, in times of crisis, that's when you need to be on your A-game. The whole country was glued to their radios, hungry for information, guidance, and yes, a bit of comfort.

And let me tell you, being part of that team, ensuring that everything ran smoothly, day in and day out, was an honor. We were there to keep the gears turning, to make sure that millions of Americans could tune in and get the straight talk they were looking for.

I spent two decades learning from Rush, dealing with politics, and witnessing first-hand how one man could command the airwaves. And now I'm here, sharing what I know, from a Dad's perspective, right here on the Common Sense Broadcast Network.

So today, let's remember not just the tragedy of 9/11, but also the way it brought us together, the way it made us stronger and more united. Because that's what America is about, folks—rising from the ashes, time and time again.

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Alright, friends, buckle up because we're shifting gears. We're moving from the heavy weight of 9/11 to talking about someone who's had his own share of ups and downs—Mitt Romney. Now, Mitt's decided to hang up his political boots and retire.

Listen, I've met the man a few times when he came down to bend Rush Limbaugh's ear, tryin' to figure out how to park his behind in the Oval Office. I've even got snapshots to prove it! And lemme tell ya, the guy can be incredibly charming. There was a time, believe it or not, when I thought Mitt was THE guy. He had me sold, hook, line, and sinker.

But, oh, how times do change, my friends. If there were an Olympic event for flip-flopping, Mitt would be going for the gold. He's switched positions more times than a cat lands on its feet. And he's got some stiff competition for that title, folks, especially from our very own Charlie Crist down here in Florida.

Now, here's the thing I never got about Mitt Romney—why'd he want to be in politics in the first place? The man's got more dough than a bakery. Was it about livin' up to daddy's legacy? For those who don't know, his father, George Romney, was the Governor of Michigan back in the day. Was Mitt tryin' to outdo his old man or make him proud?

What I do know is that when you've got that much money and you still dive into the snake pit of politics, you've got to be lookin' for something that greenbacks can't buy.

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Ladies and gentlemen, patriots and truth-seekers, we've reached the end of Episode 24 here on the Common Sense Broadcast Network. Man, we've covered a lot of ground today, haven't we? From the swamp in Washington to Mitt Romney's flip-flops, it's been one wild ride.

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Whether you're a dad or you just love a good groan-worthy joke, this next segment is for you. So go ahead, sit back, and get ready to laugh—or cringe…

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What did Joe Biden say when he heard about the impeachment inquiry? "I don't remember signing up for this!"

Why did the DC Elite cross the road? To get further away from common sense!

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? One to propose the bill and 434 more to turn it into a partisan issue!

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To draw his own conclusions!

Why did Mitt Romney put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash!

How do you know when a politician is lying? When their lips are moving in a bipartisan manner!

Why did Mitt Romney retire? He couldn't decide which side of the aisle had the comfiest seats!

What's the White House's new slogan for the press? "Scrutinize, don't demonize!"

Why did the DC Elite order a pizza? They wanted to "slice" up the budget!

Why did Mitt Romney visit Florida? He heard it's a "swing" state and wanted some tips on flip-flopping!

What did Joe Biden say when asked about impeachment? "I won't be trumped by that!"

Why did the DC Elite throw a party? To celebrate their takeover, but no one else was invited!

What do you call it when politicians start telling the truth? A fairy tale!

How did I feel working for Rush Limbaugh for 20 years? Like I was always in a 'Rush'!

Why don't politicians read books? Because the only numbers they understand are poll numbers!

Thanks for tuning in, and as always, keep that common sense switch turned on, folks. This is Political Dad, signing off. Until next time, stay informed, stay engaged, and most of all, stay awesome!